Dear All...

[Black Magic]

Congratulations Rob! Well done!

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[photomike666]

Congrats to you and your family.

[Ratmick]

Congratulations Rob & Mrs Rob ! When are you starting work on the next one mate ??

They normally frown on that sort of thing in the hospital mate, it scares the other patients...

...especially if you're in a public ward.

Mick

[Rossi]

Congratulations to you both and a big wlcome to the little'un

Did you two read this before committing ??

Parents Job Description


POSITION :

Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop

JOB DESCRIPTION :

Long term, team players needed, for challenging,
permanent work in an
often chaotic environment. .
Candidates must possess excellent communication
and organizational skills and be willing to work
variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends
and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to
primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
Travel expenses not reimbursed.
Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES :

The rest of your life.
Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily,
until someone needs $5.
Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
Also, must possess the physical stamina of a
pack mule
and be able to go from zero to 100 kph in three seconds flat
in case, this time, the screams from
the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges,
such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets
and stuck zippers.
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and
coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings
for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
Must be a willing to be indispensable one minute,
an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a
half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for
the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and
janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :

None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills,
so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :

None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION :

Get this! You pay them!
Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because
of the assumption that college will help them
become financially independent.
When you die, you give them whatever is left.
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that
you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more..

BENEFITS :

While no health or dental insurance, no pension,
no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and
no stock options are offered;
this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love,
and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.

[mike-s]

Not bad Rossi, not bad at all!! Will have to forward that to a few friends that have become new parents recently.

Oh and congrats again to Rob & Mrs Rob 4 kg is NOT small.

[the kid]

Congratulations Rob and to Mum Happy Days

[Gazza]

mate congrats to you both
hope everything is great and everyone is healthy

[badinov]

Welcome to the world, William Paul ..
..Be good to your mother & father !
Congrats to you, Rob & Emma.

[Disco]

Congrats Rob and Emma!!!!! I'm sure you are going to be top parents .....

Time to start working on his racing career hey Rob .....

[fireyrob]

Thanx for the great messages all! The job description says it all! haha

Made it home after 3 days and going ok. Will be settling in for a while me thinks... All good though!

Congratulations Rob & Mrs Rob ! When are you starting work on the next one mate ??

When Im allowed a dedicated trackie and roadbike

[shinnynoggon]

congrats to you and emma glad things are well,,,,,cheers paul and amy

[timmyrocks]

congrats to you both, n a boy woohoo next kawasaki racer ay haha all the best to you 3 have fun
cheers

[esie]

Congratulations to you both!

[supra supra]

A bit late but congratulations.

Firey I saw your ute at my work today, if you need any Holden parts, give me a yell I can get them at trade price.

[aardvark]

Talking of being a bit late...

Congrats guys!