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Can't believe no-one else has posted yet!
Swine (pig) Flu will have a catastrophic effect on a certain Religious Group won't it!!! :roll: :D

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I eat lots of piggies. So am I a goner.
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You're safe as long as you don't eat one that has the flu. :shock:
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It'll be Ok as long as you have got over the bird flu
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BM help me out here!
No-one is picking up and running with the religious group :twisted:
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seiko1 wrote:BM help me out here!
No-one is picking up and running with the religious group :twisted:
That's most likely due to the fact that no one knows which religious group, eats enough pigs to have the Swine Flu devastate it!!!!!! ;)
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Strika wrote:
seiko1 wrote:BM help me out here!
No-one is picking up and running with the religious group :twisted:
That's most likely due to the fact that no one knows which religious group, eats enough pigs to have the Swine Flu devastate it!!!!!! ;)
Thats becoming obvious!
Anything PIG will send a Muslim straight to hell :kuda:
Thats why General Pershing, after a terrorist attack in the early part of the twentieth cetury, rounded up 50 terrorists.
Shot 49 of them dead with bullets soaked in Pigs blood, buried then covered in pigs blood and let the 50th guy go.
No more terrorist attacks for fifty years or so!!! ;)
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Hmm, is that how pigs learnt to flew backwards I wonder?
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atleast there will be less swine on the old rd if it gets over here. might be able to get a desent run....lol
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gpxpunk wrote:atleast there will be less swine on the old rd if it gets over here. might be able to get a desent run....lol
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seiko1 wrote:
Strika wrote:
seiko1 wrote:BM help me out here!
No-one is picking up and running with the religious group :twisted:
That's most likely due to the fact that no one knows which religious group, eats enough pigs to have the Swine Flu devastate it!!!!!! ;)
Thats becoming obvious!
Anything PIG will send a Muslim straight to hell :kuda:
Thats why General Pershing, after a terrorist attack in the early part of the twentieth cetury, rounded up 50 terrorists.
Shot 49 of them dead with bullets soaked in Pigs blood, buried then covered in pigs blood and let the 50th guy go.
No more terrorist attacks for fifty years or so!!! ;)

Seiko I really don't see where you're going here.

I think I remember reading a "no religion or politics" rule for the board. It makes perfect sense to me because you never know whos' floating around here.

Irrespective of that other faiths including Jewish, Hindu and some strict Christians including I believe some 7th day adventists don't eat pigs either.
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seiko1 wrote:BM help me out here!
No-one is picking up and running with the religious group :twisted:
Lol! Just sitting back laughing!

You don't need to worry about some silly little Pig Flu scare.....
it's FISH that you need to be afraid of my friend! :lol:
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If you take you medicine you don't get the flu.................. :)
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It turns out this is what all the hype is about...............
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Well after the Drugbust incident, I just couldn't help myself :roll: :lol:
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pershing.asp

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