Burglers shot my weiner off!

[tim]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25 ... 62,00.html

Man's gun bravado a half-cocked stunt

A MAN trying to impress his friends stuffed a loaded gun into his trouser pocket and pulled the trigger thinking the safety catch was on.
Lukas Neuhardt, 27, blew his manhood apart during the ill-conceived stunt in Saarbruecken, Germany.

He was so embarrassed that he told ambulance officers that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crotch in a bungled robbery.

But police observed that the gunshot had miraculously left his the outside of his trousers intact.

"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," a police source told The Sun.

Surgeons stitched his manhood back together but he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti-gun laws.

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& what his friends just took off?........ def a Darwin contender

[dutchy]

& what his friends just took off?........ def a Darwin contender

Actually he'd be a winner of a darwin award due to the fact that he has successfully removed his lineage from the gene pool!!

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...... facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti-gun laws.

Obviously not tough enough if this brainiac was able to get the gun in the first place eh'.