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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough
sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
Note to self ...... stand well clear of Gos !!!


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt
blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
[and they figured this out how ???]

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 time s a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life..quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.... .)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing- But then, how the hell does it mate?)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)
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Very niiiiiicccccccceeeeeeee :lol:
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6maniac wrote: Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
There is a monkey at the Melbourne zoo who jacks off and then throws his Jizz at passers by....... If he is not enjoying the wank, he is certainly enjoying the wad-hurling.... so I think the above statement is wrong.
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6maniac wrote:If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough
sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
ROFLMAO - thats a bumper sticker waiting to happen - "I just got a divorce - and a cup of coffee"!

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
Wouldn't know.
I'm always tooo pissed to notice :lol:
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6maniac wrote: Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

:roll: I CALL BS!
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[quote="6maniac"]
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
Note to self ...... stand well clear of Gos !!!
After a hard night on the Jacks,you would prefer the A Bomb,,trust me :twisted:

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
[and they figured this out how ???]
Piggy porn???

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....?!)
Hmmm understand the theory of 'make up sex' but this is a bloody extreme case :shock:

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
ref Evil Keneval

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

Some lions mate over 50 time s a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life..quality over quantity)
Ah so "KING of the jungle" actually refers to 'BED CRED'!!

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.... .)
Well ... err .. hate to brag ..... :kuda:

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
Refer pig coitus examiners...

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Don't fuck with us lefties or you'll end up like Mr Mantis!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
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IsleofNinja wrote: The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.... .)
Well ... err .. hate to brag ..... :kuda:
Dude, STFU or I will punch you in the face
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with my tongue
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Stereo wrote:
IsleofNinja wrote: The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.... .)
Well ... err .. hate to brag ..... :kuda:
Dude, STFU or I will punch you in the face
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with my tongue
LMFAO!!! Ok you win :lol: :lol:


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IsleofNinja wrote:
Stereo wrote:
IsleofNinja wrote: The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.... .)
Well ... err .. hate to brag ..... :kuda:
Dude, STFU or I will punch you in the face
.
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with my tongue
LMFAO!!! Ok you win :lol: :lol:


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