How To Clean Your Toilet

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How To Clean Your Toilet

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1. Put both lids up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him/her while you carry him/her towards the bathroom. Note if you do not have a cat the neighbour's or a stray will suffice.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You will need a heavy wight to secure the lids.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, this is the cat enjoying itself.
5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a power wash and rinse setting.
6. Have someone open the fron door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door, particularly the little ones.
7. Stand directly behind the toilet as best you can and qucikly lift both lids simultaneously.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet streak through the bathroom and rund outside where he/she will dry themselves off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling and hygenically clean.

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mean but funny :lol: :lol:
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How is that mean? ;)
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You are depriving a women from her duties....... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Bit it creates opportunities for massive brownie points :D :D :twisted:
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smithy5 wrote:You are depriving a women from her duties....... :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Will have ta try that one. lol :roll:
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heheh funny

grey ghost you are single, or your woman doesn't check this forum ?:)
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