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NOT FOR KIDS - WARNING: foul language VIC

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Anger management 101: What NOT to do!!



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Post by Saki »

sounds like someone typical you hear at a call centre, i've certainly heard them like that before! However they are the ones that brighten your day cause they ramble random shit but its still funny!

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Post by King Nicholas »

I work on phones and found this disturbing but amusing at the same time!
I love the operator's demeanour "Do you have your license number sir?"
I bet he had mute on while he was laughing.
I might give Croyden a miss when heading through the country side.
Imagine being a license assessor there, no thanks!
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No one is that stupid... I dont believe it is real...
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Stereo wrote:No one is that stupid... I dont believe it is real...
You obviously haven't seen the worst in society. There are plenty of people this stupid, they just hang out in their little worlds that most of us don't venture into. Once you start working in special education it surprises you how many inept people there really are. Unfortunately I know of plenty that would be capable of this sort of reaction. :?
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I feel for the bloke on the receiving end.....but very funny!

I guess there are a few issues with the Croyden police then.....
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Stereo wrote:No one is that stupid... I dont believe it is real...
Try repossesing from someone like that :lol:
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Post by WELDO »

Lol..... piss funny... :lol: :lol: , Would love to be on the other end of the fone..... Would be awesome to give a bit back. But then i guess he's gotta think about his career first......funny as ...lol ...still laughing... what a toss!! ;)
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Geeeezzzzzzzz :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by un_majstk »

LOL.
what a douche.

to let the call run that long the operator must have been cacking himself.
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it was somewhat disturbing and funny at the same time :shock:

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I used to be a veterinarian - one of my clients was a paranoid schizophrenic, and I used to get calls like that accusing me of stalking her to steal her cats and spray her dogs with mace. Very disturbing at the time. Now, I can laugh about it until I think what it must be like inside her mind - that's sobering. I think the operator terminated the call just after the threats to kill the police. That may be a procedural thing...
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Post by boozatboo »

Damn, what drugs is this guy on ???
I want some... he is very animated... :lol:
That's the funniest shit I've heard in a while... it does sound like a set-up... but total crack-up material !!!
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