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I walked into Bunning's hardware at lunchtime, wandered down the timber aisle and some old fart dressed in a red shirt with a green apron on
asked me if I wanted decking.

Fortunately, I got the first half dozen punches in and sorted the bastard out.
Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.

Spread this warning on to all your friends.
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Do you have children?
I ask because that is definitely a joke that a dad would tell!
When I see you this w'end I'll make sure I get in first, thanks for the warning!
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Some people will do anything to increase the number of posts... :kuda:
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I thought I recalled this one . .

http://www.ksrc-au.com/phpBB3/viewtopic ... 0125&start
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I reckon - been here 9 months and he's almost caught up to me already :shock:
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:lol:
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laidback1952 wrote:Some people will do anything to increase the number of posts... :kuda:
Well I am married second time round with second lot of little ones..................
so basically I'm just marking time until I die :D
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ty wrote:I reckon - been here 9 months and he's almost caught up to me already :shock:



Well hes oveertaken me 1347 and ive been here since november 05.Maybe if he rode his bike more then his posts will drop :P
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z900/zx9 wrote:Well he's oveertaken me 1347 and I've been here since November 05. Maybe if he rode his bike more then his posts will drop :P
The mob has spoken and the general concensus is:

Get on your bike Seiko1!
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King Nicholas wrote:
z900/zx9 wrote:Well he's oveertaken me 1347 and I've been here since November 05. Maybe if he rode his bike more then his posts will drop :P
The mob has spoken and the general concensus is:

Get on your bike Seiko1!
Rode Monday and Tuesday and still found the time to post :shock:
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seiko1 wrote: This place is my life................get used to it :lol:
So if you were told to get a life, you would be right at home :lol:
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robracer wrote:
seiko1 wrote: This place is my life................get used to it :lol:
So if you were told to get a life, you would be right at home :lol:
Bingo Mr 9122 :D :kuda:
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:P here for 5 years ;)
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