Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and surfing, and played a lot of golf, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The end....
SHORT FAIRY TALE
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smithy5
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SHORT FAIRY TALE
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MrWasabi
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Re: SHORT FAIRY TALE
or so it seemed....
after all this drinking and farting the guy became very ill and....
is this one of those follow the story threads?
after all this drinking and farting the guy became very ill and....
is this one of those follow the story threads?
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Jaykay
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Re: SHORT FAIRY TALE
Had to go to the hospitle where he met a gorgeous big busted blond who......
I think it is now!
I think it is now!
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seiko1
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Re: SHORT FAIRY TALE
and he fell in love and asked her to marry him and she said NO and etc,etc,etc, 
refer post No. 1
refer post No. 1
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Jaykay
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Re: SHORT FAIRY TALE
*edit* Remove the asking to marry part, add in booz filled carnal 'relations' = eternally happy man!!!
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photomike666
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Re: SHORT FAIRY TALE
All good until he becomes 50 overweight, unable to score and lonely.
By which point his married friends' kids have left home, they get to ride motorcycles and still have someone to go home to.
Every coin has two sides
By which point his married friends' kids have left home, they get to ride motorcycles and still have someone to go home to.
Every coin has two sides
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Re: SHORT FAIRY TALE
Lucky for him, I said yes. He can't play golf for shit!smithy5 wrote:Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and surfing, and played a lot of golf, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The end....
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Re: SHORT FAIRY TALE
Perfect In my book 