Inner Peace

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seiko1
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Inner Peace

Post by seiko1 »

I am passing this on to you because it
definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm
in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical
TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve
inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd
started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the
house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a
bottle of chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of
vocka, a pockage of Prunglies , tha mainder of bot Prozic
and Valum priscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a bax a
shocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece
Policy - Find something simple.....and Complicate it!
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Re: Inner Peace

Post by WELDO »

lol nice post.

+1 Seiko ;)
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