Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jack Bauer

[rooster]

unfortunately the mutant coffee caused problems with Chuck's internals causing him to fart an enormous blue flame right in front of Madkaw causing the following scene

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[Glen]

When all of a sudden Chuck tipped into a right hander and found Steven Segal lying in the middle of the road, his leg shattered and his bike on fire, deja vu is true, Chuck thought to himself......only this time it's Chuck vu

[Dizzi]

at which point Bauer comes round the corner and manages to avoid Segal and Chuck....

[rooster]

and chuck a massive wheelstand thereby avoiding further problems, however he did not realise that KAOS lay in wait around the bend

[Glen]

Fortunately though Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 were riding ZX10's with awesome brakes and skill to match, missed the pile of debris and cleaned up KAOS with the help of Himey.......

[hoffy]

There were specially modified ZX10's that actually had GOOD brakes, not the real life shit one's ..

[z900/zx9]

Yes they came from fairy land ,and there wheels were made of burger rings so that incase of a BBQ and riders down they wouldnt splatter them.

[rooster]

In reality it was Himey who saved the day by organising a BBQ and drink session at a secret address somewhere near a Macquarie town and therby removing the mobile chicane ZX10s off the road leaving it free for ZRXs to run wild

[smithy5]

The ZRX's ran wild and kept running until they were out of sight. by this time the BBQ at Macquarie Town (Windsor) was over and the ZX10's were back on the road heading north up the Putty..........................

[rooster]

then in a moment of sheer randiness a ZRX1100 copulated with a ZX10 and in 9 months there was a.....

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[Supafrog]

a baby ninja?

[Reedy]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist...and a kawasaki.