goose of the week?

[dilligaf]

not sure what this one qualifies as.

Woman who allegedly set fire to husband's penis to stand trial for his murder after pleading not guilty in Adelaide court

A WOMAN accused of setting her husband's penis on fire will stand trial for the man's murder.
Rajini Narayan, 44, has been committed to stand trial in the South Australian Supreme Court after pleading not guilty today to murder, arson and three counts of endangering life.
The mother of three allegedly set fire to her husband's genitals in December, 2008.
Satish Narayan suffered major burns and died in hospital several weeks later.
The fire also gutted the family's Adelaide home, leaving a damage bill of about $1 million.
A previous court hearing heard Narayan had told neighbours: "I'm a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me. I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else ... I didn't mean this to happen".
In the Adelaide Magistrates Court on Friday, defence counsel Lindy Powell QC said it was conceded Narayan had a case to answer.
Magistrate Maria Panagiotidis remanded the woman on continuing bail to appear in the Supreme Court in April.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/woman- ... 5840049115

[mick_dundee]

Hmm, achieved her goal in some way I guess, he won't screw around anymore, but now she needs to hunt another penis to call her own.

[Ratmick]

I didn't mean this to happen.

I'm interested as to wtf she did mean to happen.

Like he looks down, says "dayum woman you done set my dick on fire biatch" and then he puts it out with his beer and all is forgiven? If I know one thing for certain in this world anyone that sets MY dick on fire has a snowball's chance in hell of seeing another dawn, never mind 'forgiveness'.

Mick