A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.. Smith about enlarging her breasts.
Dr Smith advised her 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,
'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months!
To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had
forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?'
'Yes I am.. How did you know?'
He winked and replied, " Hickory dickory dock....."
Dr Smith
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Re: Dr Smith
saw the title...and thought he's been watching too much teev
...not Lost in Space again
this is better
...not Lost in Space again

this is better

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Warning, Warning....Danger Smitty RobinsonSmitty wrote:saw the title...and thought he's been watching too much teev
...not Lost in Space again![]()
this is better
Policy - Find something simple.....and Complicate it!
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Re: Dr Smith
Wife says to Hubby, "I want larger breasts! but the surgery is expensive!" Hubby says to wife "If you want bigger breasts,Why don't you just rub toilet paper between them because it sure as shit worked for your ass!"
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Based on that theory, everybody with a small ass doesn't...large wrote:Wife says to Hubby, "I want larger breasts! but the surgery is expensive!" Hubby says to wife "If you want bigger breasts,Why don't you just rub toilet paper between them because it sure as shit worked for your ass!"
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