A Healthy Level of Insanity

[Mikey84]

A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
This is definitely full disclosure.........

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3..Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.


It's Called... THERAPY

[waynemorgan]

You'd be surprised how many of these things I've actually done

[seiko1]

You'd be surprised how many of these things I've actually done

I'm betting, all of em

[P4nza]

HAHAHAHAHA I love this!!! ...... I might try some of them!!

[kevindinho]

LOL sing along @ the opera

[King Nicholas]

15. While in an elevator, look into your bag and say aloud, "Don't worry, we're almost there. You'll be able to feed soon."

[Jennysc]

15. While in an elevator, look into your bag and say aloud, "Don't worry, we're almost there. You'll be able to feed soon."

If I was drinking coffee it would be all over my screen now, lol.

[swearbear9r]

thanks man i needed a bit of funny today................

[Mikey84]

if you were wondering about the diet water.............................only in japan!

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[seiko1]

I told ya so

[swearbear9r]

OMG lol... why would u lol is that like 3 times the price of that unhealthy fatty normal water ......... my god they think of some shit lol