After 10 years...sex only in the bedroom...
After 15 years...sex only in the hallway..that's when you walk pass each other and say "fuck you"
Definition of marriage
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greg
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Definition of marriage
First five years.....sex any where ..any time..
After 10 years...sex only in the bedroom...
After 15 years...sex only in the hallway..that's when you walk pass each other and say "fuck you"
After 10 years...sex only in the bedroom...
After 15 years...sex only in the hallway..that's when you walk pass each other and say "fuck you"
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waynemorgan
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Re: Definition of marriage
You missed "Divorce sex....where the ex and solicitor screw you over in public" 
I don't like the term insane - I prefer mentally hilarious!
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greg
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Re: Definition of marriage
waynemorgan wrote:You missed "Divorce sex....where the ex and solicitor screw you over in public"
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Re: Definition of marriage
A man and his son go into the chemist and the son spots the condoms for sale in differant quantities and decides to ask his dad about them.
"Whats the single pack for dad?"
"thats for single men, so they can keep them in their wallets and use them whenever they need them."
"Whats the 6 pack for then dad?"
"Thats for the boys that have girlfriends, they normally have sex every day of the week but have one day where they have a rest."
"Whats the 12 pack for dad?"
Thats for married men son, one for January, one for February............"
"Whats the single pack for dad?"
"thats for single men, so they can keep them in their wallets and use them whenever they need them."
"Whats the 6 pack for then dad?"
"Thats for the boys that have girlfriends, they normally have sex every day of the week but have one day where they have a rest."
"Whats the 12 pack for dad?"
Thats for married men son, one for January, one for February............"
I plan on living forever..............so far so good!!
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Self appointed official poon-tang image supplier to KSRC
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1998 ZX7R
1982 GPZ 550
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waynemorgan
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Re: Definition of marriage
Divorce - it's Latin for "removal of your genitals through your wallet" (Robin Williams)
I don't like the term insane - I prefer mentally hilarious!
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6maniac
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Re: Definition of marriage
waynemorgan wrote:You missed "Divorce sex....where the ex and solicitor screw you over in public"
Lol .... "Divorce - the surgical procedure where the ex and her lawyer remove your testicles through your wallet".
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