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Example of manipulated stats

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Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurt, and shit like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

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There's another one mate...not sure if it';s actually true but with stats who cares...

There has never been a recorded death of a rider who was naked at the time of the accident...so we should all ride around naked... :shock:

Trouble with this is some naked people will cause accidents...some because of others perving and others where the lookee could not bear (no pun intended) the sight and were trying to erase it from their memory...
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Very concise and well reserached findings Seiko. You keep going like this and you'll be a state minister one day......
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Glen wrote:Very concise and well reserached findings Seiko. You keep going like this and you'll be a state minister one day......
Mate, Imagine question time with Seiko in office :roll:
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Well I'm gunna make the roads safer and have my first bundy for the day :D
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Stace wrote:
Glen wrote:Very concise and well reserached findings Seiko. You keep going like this and you'll be a state minister one day......
Mate, Imagine question time with Seiko in office :roll:
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laidback1952 wrote:There's another one mate...not sure if it';s actually true but with stats who cares...

There has never been a recorded death of a rider who was naked at the time of the accident...so we should all ride around naked... :shock:

Trouble with this is some naked people will cause accidents...some because of others perving and others where the lookee could not bear (no pun intended) the sight and were trying to erase it from their memory...

True
Non of these ppl crashed..

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Now where did I put that card? :shock:
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seiko1 wrote:Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurt, and shit like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

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