The Freeman's club

[Kermit]

I have spent the last 37 years chasing pussy. And now at the ripe old age of 49 ...wisdom has struck me like an epitome.

The farken things put up all these hoops for us to jump through and when you really think about it...we really just don’t like them. As a whole. (we only like the hole)

So I am starting a club. The free’mans club. The membership is free. But the rules are very strict. And if broken...your a soft cock and out.

You have heard of the first wives club. This is the Free'mans club.

Rule 1. You cant see a girl more than two nights a week. (the same girl)

Rule 2. No more than one call a day. Texts are allowed but only if you need her to shop or do some cleaning.

Rule 3. Must rotate stock every three months, but for the best results only keep for one month.

Rule 4. The toilet seat must be left in the upright position. Seriously all the b1tches have to do is flip it down. Why the hell do they make us put it up and then back down. What kind of sense does that make???? Pretty well sums up woman in a nut shell Just more hoops ha ha. Not for us puppies.

Rule 5. See rules one, two and three.

Like why do you think god made petrol ???? So we spend our spare time building and playing with things to put that petrol in.

[hibster]

Amen brother

[Torquewrench]

Sorry dude im out.

[h.b.bear]

i do that anyway and i'm married .except rule three but i'm working on that