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by red_dave » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:45 pm
ARTICLE HERE
A SNAKE who bit Israeli model and actress Orit Fox in the chest died after being poisoned by an unusual venom - the silicone in the buxom blonde's surgically enhanced breasts.
Spanish TV channel Telecinco's footage of Fox's encounter was racking up YouTube hits Monday, with some users lamenting, "R.I.P. snake," and the less-informed commenting: "I wish I was that snake!"
The video shows the model fondling and licking the serpent for a feature in Israeli DJ Shmulik Tayar's radio show, before the snake got fresh with Fox and latched on to her bountiful left breast.
The model yelped as a man wearing a T-shirt with a Spanish profanity written on the back rushed over to help.
Fox was taken to Hillel Yaffe Hospital in Hadera, northwest of Jerusalem. After a tetanus shot and a few hours of observation, she was released, according to Telecinco.
But the snake did not fare so well. Days later, Telecinco reported that the creature had died of silicone poisoning.
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by tim » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:48 pm
I read that yesterday, thought it'd go down well here too
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by Wattie » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:24 pm
see?
all women should have them fitted as a safety precaution
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by Blurr » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:59 pm
Wattie wrote: see?
all women should have them fitted as a safety precaution
Yes the new 2011 Orit Fox fitted with passenger and side curtain wall Silicon
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by laidback » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:32 pm
I don't understamd Spanish but I'm sure he said something about TITTY...hehehe
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by P4nza » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:19 pm
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by Blurr » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:11 am
Pfft bugger the legs, all I kept thinking about was 'motorboats'
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by the kid » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:51 am
Blurr wrote:
Pfft bugger the legs, all I kept thinking about was 'motorboats'
What ??
All that cosmetic surgery was cos she got hit by a MOTORBOAT !!
Ummmm let me see
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by Nelso » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:10 pm
What? Those tits are fake?
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by dutchy » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:12 pm
Nelso wrote: What? Those tits are fake?
If you can touch them, they're real
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