Why didn't this guy design Motorcycles?

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Why didn't this guy design Motorcycles?

Post by seiko1 »

Spanner day's would be ten minutes :shock:

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and nine of those would be drinkin time :D
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Thats gold. :kuda:
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great stuff mate. :D

Puts a new slant on dismantling and reassembling shit. I can still remember the sequence for a bren gun from my cadet days at school (1966)
Piston...barren... but...body...bipod... fark i'm old....hehehe
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Bren Gun....OMG you are old, at least we had M60 :D
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That's ok for a manual, but have you seen the new automatic version.........

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Wouldn't have to worry about parking...or your ride getting stolen.. :kuda:

I'd probably put it somewhere safe and then forget where I put it... :oops:
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seiko1 wrote:Bren Gun....OMG you are old, at least we had M60 :D
Our Cadet riffle was the 303 Le Enfield. But we also got to play with the Bren, GPMG and 9mm Browings.

EDIT - they let us loose with a Minal Wire Guided Missile system once too (but only the sim with thermal imaging targeting). You could see the tyres heat signature left on the tarmac.
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seiko1 wrote:Bren Gun....OMG you are old, at least we had M60 :D
Our Cadet riffle was the 303 Le Enfield. But we also got to play with the Bren, GPMG and 9mm Browings.

EDIT - they let us loose with a Minal Wire Guided Missile system once too (but only the sim with thermal imaging targeting). You could see the tyres heat signature left on the tarmac.
They still had the GPMG and 9mm Brownings back in the early eighties :roll:
The bullets would stick in the straw targets, penetration was about 5 mm :lol:
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