What is a calorie?

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What is a calorie?

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Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter... :shock:

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farkers shrink my leathers over winter
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there fuckin everywhere :lol:
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dilligaf wrote:farkers shrink my leathers over winter
Me too,But my missus rekons the leathers arn't the only things that shrink over winter :x
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That's just bullshit. Calories have absolutely nothing to do with it!!! It;s just that leathers, Gloves, Helmets, Boots, Wet weather gear, Textile gear, all has the same inherently bad qualities of shrinking while hanging in a cupboard! It's a proven fact. You need to store them in a gear bag tucked up tight under your dirt bike gear. It doesn't shrink then ofr some reason!!! ;)
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Post by kawa 06 »

Man up Dude ;)
hibster wrote:
dilligaf wrote:farkers shrink my leathers over winter
Me too,But my missus rekons the leathers arn't the only things that shrink over winter :x
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