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Did you hear about the constipated accountant.............
He couldn't budget, so he tried to work it out with a pencil :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :roll: :kuda:
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luv that one :lol: :lol:
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smithy5 wrote:Did you hear about the constipated accountant.............
He couldn't budget, so he tried to work it out with a pencil :lol: :lol:

hey
I resemble that comment
I just finished works budgets







...without straining :lol:
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What do Accountants use as contraception???




Their personalities.





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red_dave wrote:What do Accountants use as contraception???




Their personalities.
What do Catholics use? (Yes I am one, admin delete if offensive, although Im finding it difficult not to offend at the moment)


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nice one fireyrob :kuda:
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Two young, and very poor accountancy students used to catch the train to college each day. One day one of them missed the train and his friend was a bit mystified when he turned up a little later in the car park riding a shiny, very new-looking push bike. "Hey," he said, "That's pretty flash, how could you afford that?"
"Well, it's really weird," his friend replied "Just as I was leaving for the station, a gorgeous-looking girl rode up on this bike, stopped at my kerb, took all her clothes off and said, "Take whatever you want."
"I thought for a moment and I took the bike."
"Good thought," his friend replied, "The clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."
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:lol: :lol: :lol: good one
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