10. You can trade your old 44 for a new 22
09. You can keep one gun at home and take another when your
on the road.
08. If you admire a friends gun and tell him so, he will probably let you
try it out a few times.
07.Your primary gun doesnt mind if you keep another gun as a back up.
06. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
05. A gun doesnt take alot of closet space.
04. Guns function normally everyday of the month.
03. A gun doesnt ask "does this make me look fat"
02. A gun doesnt mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
and the number 1 reason a gun is favoured over a woman is.........
01. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN xD
