Annual checkup NWS

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Post by smithy5 » Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:31 pm

I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating.
I asked why? She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

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Post by laidback » Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:03 pm

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Post by Smitty » Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:00 pm

you didnt say...give me a hand???

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Post by seiko1 » Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:50 pm

My Doc's the same

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