Kawasaki Sportsbike Riders Club - Australia - Online Forum

Six Addict wrote:hoffy, pull the pole outta ya arse...

everyone has banter about how quick they are, part of the reason people go to the track is to better a certain lap time or achieve a goal... and if it isnt then good... everyone likes to have little battles (a la mick c, nick & gos. a la cath and robracer) but its all just fun...

i even gee myself/people up sometimes but i definitely dont take serious offence if someone passes me... and if you seriously think that people here actually judge you because of a lap time you do, then i'd say you're way out of whack with how much people care...

hoffy wrote:OK, I am farkin slow OK everyone, way slower than Tony and alot less skillfull I must say.

I might be way 'slow and pathetic' on a bike but when it's all said and done, I have every right to go to Eastern Creek and ride the farkin way I like to ride and do the fark whatever I want to do. My turn 2 line might not be that of Jamie Stauffer or Robracer 'The God Of Turn 2' but you know what, jam it up your fukin ass, cause I get round there alot faster than many others and I'm happy with the way I ride....that includes the way I ride on the road too, to which I must admit I am pathetic and feeble and have no skill whatsoever...

I am sick to death of this 'go-fast' bullshit, I just want to ride and have fun etc etc..all you communist 'Critics' can jam it fair sideways up your arse !

ty wrote:yes - I really don't know where this came from.

Ohh really, it may have been the comment that 'I could walk through turn 2 quicker than I could ride', which I must say I dont think I'd say that to anyone no matter how slow they are, that is just out of line, I mean we are not contests in GP racing, I really dont see what it is of your fukin business..and to expect people not to take offense to those sorts of comments is simply ridiculous, it's a slag off in full public view which is not appreciated.

HYPE wrote:seriously gentlemen, does it really matter?

No it shouldn't matter if I take turn 2 like Rossi or a kid on a 'ride on dinosaur'..thats exactly my point..I am defending the right of all to go through that fucking corner however the fuck they like and not be ridiculed by wankers like Tony...but thanks for your post, I did tear up with emotion as I could tell it was from the heart..

Wattie wrote:ok hoff, we will no longer speak laptimes....

ty wrote: I naturally equated 'get off the bike' with 'walk', and made a joke.

Gosling1 wrote: take a chill pill Hoffy, I don't think anyone questions your ability at all mate - everyone rides different, hells bells even the quickest blokes here are slow old farkers compared to the front row of ASBK eh ?? It's all relative.

Weather looking good for Saturday eh ??

Gosling1 wrote:old ? OLD ??? you calling me OLD ???? ya fahn cahn, that's offensive !!! I will light a fart in your general direction on Saturday night, you wanna hope its not a burbler !!!!!

Mick C wrote:6 out of 10, you're just trying too hard

hoffy wrote:

Mick C wrote:6 out of 10, you're just trying too hard

Ill take a 6, thats good for me !

Mick C wrote:

hoffy wrote:

Mick C wrote:6 out of 10, you're just trying too hard

Ill take a 6, thats good for me !

I made allowance for your recent hernia

hoffy wrote:...... and then whipe your ass with his little finger......

MadKaw wrote: I have to think its a piss take cause in your avatar pic of turn 9, I'm sure I can see a turtle going up the inside of you....