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Tom: Now promise me youll push that little bastard off the track
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"Did you hear? Kawasaki are in the top 5!!"
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"Through the power of scientology young man one day you could be a world champion....."
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"My dick is only this big. No wonder Nichole left me..."
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Tom: And then I said "Cocktails and Dreams....I see it in pink neon. Blink, blink, pinkety blink."

Rossi: "you made a farking movies about cocktails? And you think I'm gay!"
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"Don't you laugh at me, I rode a GPZ900 before you were born mate"
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I lika you very much ina da Matrix....oh das a not you? oh well for sure it's a gooda movie though
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Tom: "dont laugh, this is a real gun... and yes im taking your bike!"
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Tom "So i pulled out, then she farted, and i swear to god...it hit the F*^king roof!"

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red_dave wrote:Tom "So i pulled out, then she farted, and i swear to god...it hit the F*^king roof!"

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Val =" look daddy, I am taller than someone!!!!" :D
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"Damn it Val, you jump on a couch just one time, and everyone thinks your nuts!!"
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Bullshit, you can be my wingman...
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Tom's just looking for some condoms so he can teach Rossi how to draft.
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Tom: You been smoking that shit again??

Rossi: yyeeeeeaahhhhhhhhh *laughs*
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