What I hate

[seiko1]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone



1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2 People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

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3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their arses!


5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

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6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?



7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

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9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbarse?

[Blurr]

you're a cranky old man arent you seiko?

[King Nicholas]

10. People who say "It takes more energy to frown than it does to smile!" to which I respond "It takes more energy to stop and point that out so why don't you leave me alone and p#$% off."

[seiko1]

you're a cranky old man arent you seiko?

Shit, I just cut and pasted from an e-mail mate

[bluezx14]

I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Every now and again I do, it keeps people off balance.

[seiko1]

I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Every now and again I do, it keeps people off balance.

Next time you get in an elevator, stand in the doorway and face the rear.......
it's a pisser how people react

[smithy5]

If there are two guys in an elevator and one guy farted. ...... everyone would know who did it.........

[Richo]

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

I never actually thought about this one... not only that, but if it's improved it wasn't the best to start off with either...what the ???

Also, hate having to ask for the stupid key at the petrol stations... what up with that ???
Are they afraid you're going to clean their toilet or something ???

Andy

[Ratmick]

Also, hate having to ask for the stupid key at the petrol stations... what up with that ???
Are they afraid you're going to clean their toilet or something ???

It's to stop druggies stealing the toilet paper and eating the urinal lozenges.

...that and having to provide amenities to those who didn't purchase anything

Mick

[rooster]

If there are two guys in an elevator and one guy farted. ...... everyone would know who did it.........

Would they???

[kaneg]

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbarse?

years ago we were on a real estate hunt for an apartment in the Forster / Tuncurry area. The real estate person had more keys dangling in his hand than a prison guard, and was desperately searching for the right key to open a front door, in the meantime he was mumbling something like, why is it always the last one?

BTW, this thread belongs in the "rant away"

[seiko1]

This thread started as a cut and pasted joke