What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:
1- Remove your lap top from its bag
2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3- Turn on
4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5- Turn on the Internet
6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your
gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
7- Take a deep breath and open this site
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8-Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger
Annoying Passengers
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seiko1
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Annoying Passengers
Policy - Find something simple.....and Complicate it!
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ty
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Re: Annoying Passengers
lol
If you have no fear, you're not going fast enough.
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, then beat you with experience.
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, then beat you with experience.
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Ratmick
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Re: Annoying Passengers
Good way of getting shot by a sky marshall or at the very least a karate chop across the throat.
Mick
Mick
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dutchy
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Re: Annoying Passengers
funny!!
I plan on living forever..............so far so good!!
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Self appointed official poon-tang image supplier to KSRC
2010 KSRC MotoGP tipping champion
1998 ZX7R
1982 GPZ 550
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craig
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Re: Annoying Passengers
stfu........ works after initial protest 