Things that are hard to say when your drunk

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Things that are hard to say when your drunk

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.
I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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i hope you have a cop of this ready for Sat night :lol:
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Copied and ready to put people to the test :kuda:
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Excellent :lol:
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I'll take that challenge! Although I do have problems with the "impossibles" numbers 2, 4 and 9



....I've also found people have trouble with 'constituents' and 'syzygy'
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I believe some have trouble saying...

"I think Ive had too much to drink" ;)
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Thank you :kuda:
Nostradamus probably got it right
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