The Pope leaned towards Howard and said,
"Do you know that with one little movement of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary display, like those believers in a football match, but go deep into their hearts, and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Howard replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me."
So the Pope backhanded the self-important little bastard.
