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Goose of the "long weekend" *cough*, or "gone in 60 seconds"

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:05 pm
by mike-s
Some twit decides that it would be a fantastic idea to do the double-ton (metric, not old fangled measurements) at 12:01am and gets arrested for it. Well done mate, well done!

That combined with some of the other things in that story, is just a *little* bit of a worry when it comes to the mental maturity of people on the roads.

Re: Goose of the "long weekend" *cough*, or "gone in 60 seconds"

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:25 pm
by dilligaf
got one down here too

A motorcyclist clocked doing more than double the 100 kmh speed limit in Melbourne told "appalled" officers at the scene he was rushing to pick up his girlfriend.

http://www.theage.com.au/national/motor ... -mref.html

Re: Goose of the "long weekend" *cough*, or "gone in 60 seconds"

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:26 pm
by laidback
Should get 6 months solitary confinement for *stupidity* as well. :roll:

Re: Goose of the "long weekend" *cough*, or "gone in 60 seconds"

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:45 pm
by seiko1
"on the Mitchell Highway"

Big Deal :shock:

Speeding is NOT Hoon driving no matter what those cockheads say either :roll:
Sliding around cnr's in town is :shock:

Re: Goose of the "long weekend" *cough*, or "gone in 60 seconds"

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:35 pm
by tim
lol, one minute in double demerits crybaby2.gif

Re: Goose of the "long weekend" *cough*, or "gone in 60 seconds"

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:33 am
by Smitty
dilligaf wrote:got one down here too

A motorcyclist clocked doing more than double the 100 kmh speed limit in Melbourne told "appalled" officers at the scene he was rushing to pick up his girlfriend.

http://www.theage.com.au/national/motor ... -mref.html

.... is she that good????? :twisted:

Re: Goose of the "long weekend" *cough*, or "gone in 60 seconds"

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:35 am
by lifeofcrimeguy
tim wrote:lol, one minute in double demerits crybaby2.gif
He's doing 110 over, I don't think 1 minute would have made a difference to his outcome ;)

Re: Goose of the "long weekend" *cough*, or "gone in 60 seconds"

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:23 pm
by Phil
As has been pointed out previously - you cannot legislate against stupidity ;)

BYW, it also pisses me off that they refer to the "motorcyclist", he wasnt a motorcyclist, he was a an "unrider" different things imho. One has gained a licience, the other is a cock head riding a motorcylist. :x

So if I stole a plane and crashed it - am I a pilot :roll:

Re: Goose of the "long weekend" *cough*, or "gone in 60 seconds"

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:56 am
by ty
hey good point... I always wanted to be a pilot...

Re: Goose of the "long weekend" *cough*, or "gone in 60 seconds"

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:56 am
by laidback
Now there's an idea...no speed limit up there.. :twisted:
Maybe that new plane the NSW police have can get you up there too...bit hard to pull you over though... :kuda:

Re: Goose of the "long weekend" *cough*, or "gone in 60 seconds"

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:57 am
by laidback
OR put some small wings on the ninja and show your pilots licence when pulled over...just trying to take off officer... :twisted:

Re: Goose of the "long weekend" *cough*, or "gone in 60 seconds"

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:16 pm
by dilligaf
the competition is stiff this week

NT man gets earpiece stuck after using super glue

A MAN who used super glue to fix his mobile phone thought his problems were solved -- until he put the phone to his ear.
"I hit my ear on the boom of my truck and broke the headset of my phone," Gye Gardner told the Northern Territory News.
"So I got some super glue and glued it back together - and that was ... when my boss rang."
After having the headset in his ear for more than five minutes the adhesive had hardened - and Mr Gardner found himself with a earpiece glued into his ear.
"Usually it's in my ear all day anyway - friends suggested to leave it in there and just plug my ear into the powerpoint at night to charge it. But I did get a little worried and thought 'This is not good, this is really not good at all'."
The 43-year-old said he scraped the earpiece out of his ear with a spoon but several pieces of skin were still stuck to the headphones.
"Yes, it did hurt - but I guess I did hurt my pride much more than it did hurt my ear."


http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/t ... 5823220419

Re: Goose of the "long weekend" *cough*, or "gone in 60 seconds"

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:35 pm
by Ratmick
Phil wrote:So if I stole a plane and crashed it - am I a pilot :roll:
By my reckoning no Pilot's license would make you an Unpilot...

...or at least 'the recently deceased'.

Mick 8)

Re: Goose of the "long weekend" *cough*, or "gone in 60 seconds"

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:16 pm
by Naked Twin
dilligaf wrote:the competition is stiff this week

NT man gets earpiece stuck after using super glue

A MAN who used super glue to fix his mobile phone thought his problems were solved -- until he put the phone to his ear.
"I hit my ear on the boom of my truck and broke the headset of my phone," Gye Gardner told the Northern Territory News.
"So I got some super glue and glued it back together - and that was ... when my boss rang."
After having the headset in his ear for more than five minutes the adhesive had hardened - and Mr Gardner found himself with a earpiece glued into his ear.
"Usually it's in my ear all day anyway - friends suggested to leave it in there and just plug my ear into the powerpoint at night to charge it. But I did get a little worried and thought 'This is not good, this is really not good at all'."
The 43-year-old said he scraped the earpiece out of his ear with a spoon but several pieces of skin were still stuck to the headphones.
"Yes, it did hurt - but I guess I did hurt my pride much more than it did hurt my ear."


http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/t ... 5823220419
What a twat, nail polish remover or similar would have done the job.

Nick