The Sunday Afternoon 'Quickie'.

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The Sunday Afternoon 'Quickie'.

Post by Gosling1 »

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the flat was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

'There's a car being towed from the car park,' he shouted.

'An ambulance just drove by!'

'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.

'Matt's riding a new bike!'

'Looks as if the Sanders are moving!'

'Jason is on his skate board!

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are shagging!!'

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they're shagging?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'.

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Re: The Sunday Afternoon 'Quickie'.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one Gos
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NICE! lol
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haha...... They need to invest in an iPhone and iTunes credit for apps :kuda:
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:lol: cracker laughing7.gif
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:lol:
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pay that one :lol:
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