This wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she crosses her legs ....... enough times till her husband says "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Yes," she answers, seductively.
"Thank Goodness for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa."
Married too long.....
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waynemorgan
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Married too long.....
I don't like the term insane - I prefer mentally hilarious!
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laidback
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Re: Married too long.....
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Re: Married too long.....
Heard the same joke before but the punchline was ' I thought you were sitting on the cat'..... 
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Yeah I like Kawasakis.
Yeah I like Kawasakis.