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Married too long.....

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:44 pm
by waynemorgan
This wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life.



She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.



At strategic moments she crosses her legs ....... enough times till her husband says "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"



"Yes," she answers, seductively.



"Thank Goodness for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa."

Re: Married too long.....

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:59 pm
by laidback
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Married too long.....

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:19 pm
by Possum
Nasty! :shock:

Re: Married too long.....

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:19 am
by bonester
Heard the same joke before but the punchline was ' I thought you were sitting on the cat'..... :shock: