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Seniors Texting Code

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SENIORS TEXTING CODE..... :kuda:
ATD..At The Doctors.
BFF..Best Friend Fell.
BTW..Bring the Wheelchair.
BYOT..Bring Your Own Teeth.
FWIW..Forgot Where I Was.
GGPBL..Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low.
GHA..Got Heartburn Again.
IMHO..Is My Hearing-Aid On.
LMDO..Laughing My Dentures Out.
OMMR..On My Massage Recliner.
OMSG ..Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFLACGU....Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up.
TTYL..Talk To You Louder.
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NMRG = Need my reading glasses
GDA = God damn arthritis
PDOTPB = Pension day off to play bingo
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haha this is for Seiko....

POFSAUTTTEB

Passed Out On Floor Snoring And Under Thomas The Tank Engine Blankie :P

oh and BYOT, FWIW, GHA :lol:
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Where's Glen...

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Bogan wrote:Where's Glen...

:kuda:
Saying stuff like that, you can either fight, or, your quick over the first 100 metres........ :lol: :x
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Bogan wrote:Where's Glen...

:kuda:
Here's a new one

F - Fuggoffyukkarn :D :D

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Jonno wrote:haha this is for Seiko....

POFSAUTTTEB

Passed Out On Floor Snoring And Under Thomas The Tank Engine Blankie :P

oh and BYOT, FWIW, GHA :lol:
I fuggin told ya not to feed me drinks Biaaaatch ;)
99% Bourbon and 1% coke :shock:
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F - Fuggoffyukkarn

You know what happens when ya call somebody a Karn :D
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[quote="seiko1"
99% Bourbon and 1% coke :shock:[/quote]

Whos the idiot who let him have that much coke :roll:
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h.b.bear wrote:
Whos the idiot who let him have that much coke :roll:


He wouldnt drink it without coke :roll:

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