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Seniors Texting Code
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:24 pm
by laidback
SENIORS TEXTING CODE.....
ATD..At The Doctors.
BFF..Best Friend Fell.
BTW..Bring the Wheelchair.
BYOT..Bring Your Own Teeth.
FWIW..Forgot Where I Was.
GGPBL..Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low.
GHA..Got Heartburn Again.
IMHO..Is My Hearing-Aid On.
LMDO..Laughing My Dentures Out.
OMMR..On My Massage Recliner.
OMSG ..Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFLACGU....Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up.
TTYL..Talk To You Louder.
Re: Seniors Texting Code
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:10 am
by Kermit
NMRG = Need my reading glasses
GDA = God damn arthritis
PDOTPB = Pension day off to play bingo
Re: Seniors Texting Code
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:41 am
by Jonno
haha this is for Seiko....
POFSAUTTTEB
Passed Out On Floor Snoring And Under Thomas The Tank Engine Blankie
oh and BYOT, FWIW, GHA
Re: Seniors Texting Code
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:54 am
by Bogan
Where's Glen...
Re: Seniors Texting Code
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:44 am
by Strika
Bogan wrote:Where's Glen...
Saying stuff like that, you can either fight, or, your quick over the first 100 metres........
Re: Seniors Texting Code
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:04 am
by Glen
Bogan wrote:Where's Glen...
Here's a new one
F - Fuggoffyukkarn
Besides I was in the lineup for tickets to the Ethel Merman movie marathon................
Re: Seniors Texting Code
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:52 am
by seiko1
Jonno wrote:haha this is for Seiko....
POFSAUTTTEB
Passed Out On Floor Snoring And Under Thomas The Tank Engine Blankie
oh and BYOT, FWIW, GHA
I fuggin told ya not to feed me drinks Biaaaatch
99% Bourbon and 1% coke
Re: Seniors Texting Code
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:01 pm
by Damon Z1000
F - Fuggoffyukkarn
You know what happens when ya call somebody a Karn
Re: Seniors Texting Code
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:50 pm
by photomike666
PMS = piss my self
Re: Seniors Texting Code
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:37 pm
by 6maniac
NWMM .......Nurse, Where's My Medication?
Re: Seniors Texting Code
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:00 pm
by h.b.bear
[quote="seiko1"
99% Bourbon and 1% coke
[/quote]
Whos the idiot who let him have that much coke
Re: Seniors Texting Code
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:10 pm
by Jonno
h.b.bear wrote:
Whos the idiot who let him have that much coke
He wouldnt drink it without coke
- wheres the coke ffs.jpg (52.16 KiB) Viewed 1666 times
On the rocks for the rest of us...yum
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