I'm getting old

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I'm getting old

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If my body was a car, I would be thinking of trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps, dents, scratches and my paint job is getting dull.
My headlights are out of focus. My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
My whitewalls are stained with Coffee and tea. It takes me hours to reach maximum speed.

But the worst is...every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!!!
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that's like looking in a mirror :kuda:
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Left out the bit about his snoring :P
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robracer wrote:Left out the bit about his snoring :P

Hey, not my fault...I stile it from FB. :?
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:lol:
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Ditto on the mirror comment!
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Yep, definitely a mirror!
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:D :D :D You dont look very old in the profile pic m8
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That's also old :? an old photo :lol: :lol:
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:lol: @
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Getting old is a bitch!!!!! But I do have the same minor issues:roll:
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Yeah, mine leaks at the most inopportune times.......
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Better it leaks than gets blocked up!!!! ;)
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