Womens lonely hearts ads

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Womens lonely hearts ads

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What they really mean:
ADVENTUROUS = Slut
ATHLETIC = No Tits
30 SOMETHING = 41
FUN = Annoying
WILD = Get's pissed easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robbers dog
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex husband is a nutter
NEW AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny
HEADSTRONG = Argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING AND CLUBBING = Alcoholic
Curvy = Fat Bitch
Cuddly = Fat Bitch
LIKES EATING OUT - Greedy fat bitch
LIKES NIGHTS IN = Lazy fat bitch
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I better be careful when I use some of these descriptions on women in future....hehehe
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:lol: will have to think up the Mens ads now.

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