Getting Warmer Tim???

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Muslim Kid...

A Muslim kid can't find his Mum in the supermarket.
The store attendant says 'What does your Mum look like?'



The kid says... 'Fucked if I know." :D
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:lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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*giggle* you can do better ;)
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Not bad, but not true.

If muslim women choose to wear some form of modest clothing, whatever that may be, they need only do so in public or around men who aren't her family. At home or at relatives places around her family she wouldn't dress like that, so her son would see her beautiful face and hair everyday. :kuda:
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tim wrote:Not bad, but not true.
Yeh but that wouldn't be funny! :D
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sometimes truth is stanger than fiction :lol: nice try tho :kuda:
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tim wrote:Not bad, but not true.

If muslim women choose to wear some form of modest clothing, whatever that may be, they need only do so in public or around men who aren't her family. At home or at relatives places around her family she wouldn't dress like that, so her son would see her beautiful face and hair everyday. :kuda:
Yeaahhh........... but in public, the son wouldn't know which mum was his mum.....
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seiko1 wrote:Muslim Kid...

A Muslim kid can't find his Mum in the supermarket.
The store attendant says 'What does your Mum look like?'


The kid says... 'Fucked if I know." :D
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