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by seiko1 » Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:02 pm
Muslim Kid...
A Muslim kid can't find his Mum in the supermarket.
The store attendant says 'What does your Mum look like?'
The kid says... 'Fucked if I know."
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by laidback » Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:09 pm
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by h.b.bear » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:29 am
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by h.b.bear » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:30 am
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by Possum » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:35 am
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by tim » Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:23 am
Not bad, but not true.
If muslim women choose to wear some form of modest clothing, whatever that may be, they need only do so in public or around men who aren't her family. At home or at relatives places around her family she wouldn't dress like that, so her son would see her beautiful face and hair everyday.
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by seiko1 » Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:33 am
tim wrote: Not bad, but not true.
Yeh but that wouldn't be funny!
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by Six Addict » Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:51 pm
sometimes truth is stanger than fiction
nice try tho
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by smithy5 » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:57 pm
tim wrote: Not bad, but not true.
If muslim women choose to wear some form of modest clothing, whatever that may be, they need only do so in public or around men who aren't her family. At home or at relatives places around her family she wouldn't dress like that, so her son would see her beautiful face and hair everyday.
Yeaahhh........... but in public, the son wouldn't know which mum was his mum.....
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by s man » Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:02 pm
seiko1 wrote: Muslim Kid...
A Muslim kid can't find his Mum in the supermarket.
The store attendant says 'What does your Mum look like?'
The kid says... 'Fucked if I know."
Love it!
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